Strong? Studly? Hungry? In the first section of the class? Well, then, this is the opportunity for you!

I need to drop by Giant tomorrow to buy ice cream and such before the first final exam period. I need a friend to help me carry stuff. Ideally two friends, actually, since I’ll need two strong backs (mine doesn’t count) to carry the cooler up the Farmer parking lot stairs and wheel it into the room.

To be eligible for this event (at which you will have some influence over which ice cream flavors get chosen) you must email me immediately with subject line “I’ll do it, Stephen!” I will then pick you up at the bottom of the Farmer basement stairs at exactly 11:30am tomorrow.